It takes a certain type of person to get a vanity plate and that person is usually a gigantic douche bag. Almost all vanity plate people were ignored by their parents as children which is why they spend the rest of their lives trying to make people notice them with their Ed Hardy shirts and their “witty” license plates. This is why you should always offer free candy to people with vanity plates because I’m pretty sure they’re all on the verge of having a nervous breakdown any second. And let’s face it, sports cars, our bread and butter, somehow manage to get an overwhelming amount of self-serving placards.
BVR PLZR
2NDA PNK
GOATSE
PSYMGNT
PNK SOCK
2GRL 1CP
BLOWWE ME
1SQUIRT
BUKKAKE
ANASLEX
A55 ORGY
BOOBIES
CUM 4 YOU
EAT 6969
FLUFFER
GIVE ME A Hummer
G TWATS
G 5POT
HER BOX
I LUV ANL
I LV TO FU
KUMLORD
KY G1RL
LUV BJS
LOVES 69
Moose KNUKL
MY SLUT
NO PANTIES
RUB 1 OFF
V AGINA
XXX PERV
MLF CNT
TITAYS
HARDIK
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