The 25 Worst Pimped Out Rides of All Time

It takes a certain type of man to pimp out a cheap car and it’s usually a man with limited funds having absolutely no luck with the ladies. Rather than saving up to buy a decent car, these dudes actually waste a bunch of moneymakingtheir existing crappy car look even crappier and it makes their problems with the ladies even worse. Maybe one day these poor schleprocks will realize that a woman doesn’t care about the size of your spoiler, but I doubt it. Occasionally thrown into the mix are creative type folks that don’t take themselves or their cars too seriously and want to have a bit of fun. Whatever the case may be, here are 25 of the worst pimped-out rides of all time.

The Bat Crap Mobile

Dora The Ford Explorer

Turtle Power

Camry Power

Little Big Foot

Mr. Pac Man

The Ultimate Jesus Driving Machine

Spoiler Supreme

McDonald’s Mac Daddy

Matchbox General Lee

Pikachu Pimpage

Fury Formula One

Hello Kitty Hummer

The George Jetson

Vomit Paint

Satan’s Cruiser

The Cardboard Warrior

Camo Limo

The Nebulous

Speaker City

Major Wood

Sea Story

World’s Tallest Spoiler

Bend Over Range Rover