Adding a spoiler to a cheap car is like adding fake boobs to an ugly girl. It doesn’t change the fact that both of them are still ugly and they both look really cheap and fake. Perhaps if we started adding spoilers to the backs of ugly women and fake boobs to the front of ugly cars it might have the reverse effect, but we’d still have to deal with the losers that drive them.
Spoiler Supreme
Skiis Spoiler
The Wooden Rocket
Super Beretta
The Chrysler Spoiler
Big Red Spoiler
Spoiled CRX
The Duct Tape Spoiler
Shogun Assassin Spoiler
Park Bench Spoiler
Euro Trash Spoiler
The Green Hornet’s First Car
Station Wagon Spoiler
Roof Spoiler
Cavalier Tape Spoiler
Foreign Spoiler
Spoiled Spoiler
Topaz Spoiler
Cardboard Spoiler