The Top 20 Craziest Car Air Fresheners
We Americans spend a lot of time in our cars, so it makes sense that we generally like their interiors to be enjoyable places to inhabit. We like them to be clean, not too hot or too cold, and, perhaps most importantly of all, to smell nice. To that end, there are thousands of different automotive air fresheners being produced to help you give your car’s cockpit the aroma you desire. Of course, “New Car Smell” and “Fresh Pine” aren’t the only games in town; not by a longshot.
Here, then, are 20 of the most, um, unorthodox shapes and scents we’ve spotted.
Smells like overcoming adversity
Will the neighbor kids steal this, too?
Warning: Do not dip in Propofol
And you can tell he understands you by the look in his eyes
The kind of air freshener you’d bring home to Mom
Some say he likes hanging from mirrors, and that his toenails smell like lilacs…
Extra sprinkles, please!
May or may not get you out of a ticket
Litter sold separately
Who’s the banana boat captain?
Who wants to plazizzle fetchizzle?
It’s automotive perfume…on a stick!
Distracted driving kit
Och, your car smells great, laddie!
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
I pity the fool who drives a stinky car!
No lie, ladies
Business on the front side, party on the back side
Uh…lost in translation?